AT&T still sucks.
Worked for them in Korea, should’ve known better than to get cell phone service from them. But gonna recognize my mistake and get the hell off their network RSN.
September 8, 2008
May 3, 2008
April 28, 2008
November 6, 2006
New Harley dealer in San Antonio
Too cool! A new dealer at Culebra - no more 25 mile rides to the nearest dealer!! I’m a happy camper.
July 24, 2006
Patriot Guard Riders
If you’re a rider and proud of the people who serve our country, go to The Patriot Guard website and sign up. We honor those who serve and die for our country, and like it says in our mission statement, we’re supporting the troops, whether or not you agree with the government. Go check it out.
May 23, 2006
March 10, 2006
Solaris stupidity
Making a test user on a stock Solaris 9 box. I’m not on it, so time for some command line commando action.
useradd -D
Cool, defaults are all good.
useradd foo
No complaints, cool beans.
passwd foo
Ok, took that ok.
cat /etc/passwd
Everything looks good.
cd /home
ls -al
What the hell? Where’s the home directory?
mkdir foo
unable to create directory: operation not applicable
WHAT??
For some dumbass reason, Solaris 9 automounts the /home directory. Yup, that’s right, some rocket scientist broke his own damn OS. And gawd forbid we DOCUMENT it anywhere, like maybe in a MAN PAGE, FER CRISSAKES?? Or maybe even FIX USERADD???
Idiots.
Thank you Google… probably woulda beat my head against this one for hours.
January 22, 2006
The Return of the Puppet Masters. The Loom: A blog about life, past and future
The Return of the Puppet Masters. The Loom: A blog about life, past and future
Apparently some parasite can make women more outgoing and warmhearted.
Where do I get some???
Happy Birthday Jenny
Today is my daughter’s birthday party… should be a lot of fun, about 20 teenagers sked to show up. Joy.
January 21, 2006
New job
Wow. Moving up in the world.. boss asked me yesterday what I thought about going to work another project. Not far away… garage with guards that patrol and require a parking pass, so the Harley would be under guard instead of parked on the side of the road… in a glass building with an excellent view instead of a building with no windows… very little travel instead of week-long trips almost once a month… chance of a raise… yeah, I guess I’ll take that on. Sounds like it’ll be real tough to take. More Linux work than I currently do, as well. Trusted Solaris is ok, but Linux is my first love.
Going to really miss the current team I’m working with, but on the other hand, I’ll be working for a guy I worked with in the Air Force, and as a matter of fact I got him hired on with our company… so I think this will work out just fine.
Technorati Tags: work, computers, contractor, change, harley, linux, solaris
January 4, 2006
New dog
Just picked up a new dog from the humane society. She was a stray and is a boxer/lab mix. About a year old, energetic but behaved. She must have been trained before - stick a doggie treat in her nose and she instantly responds to both “sit” and “down”. Took her about two tries to learn “kennel”, too. Hopefully she’ll be a keeper.
January 2, 2006
revhughes.com: The Boorish Blog of Rev. Hughes
Remember that Bad News Hughes guy I linked to some time ago?
He has a brother.
revhughes.com: The Boorish Blog of Rev. Hughes
Technorati Tags: humor
December 13, 2005
Waste the bastard
Aw, so the poor gangbanger scum Dookie… Tookie… Williams (or whatever his name is) is about to get wasted.
And he’s such a better man now! He writes children’s books and everything!
Fuck that. Don’t even waste electricity or drugs on him. Just get the families of every person ever killed, raped, beaten up, or maimed by any Crip, anywhere. Give them an icepick and let them have 2 minutes each alone with the bastard.
Head, neck and heart off limits. That would be too fast.
Technorati Tags: capital punishment, tookie, prison
September 10, 2005
Microsoft once again proves their cluelessness
This is just plain friggin hilarious. Somewhat akin to hiring the Pope to preside over a satanist orgy.
Armed and Dangerous - Microsoft tries to recruit me
Technorati Tags: microsoft
August 29, 2005
August 28, 2005
Talk like a Pirate day is coming up!
More at Dave Barry’s page
Talk Like A Pirate Day is going to be on a Monday this year - hooray!
July 22, 2005
Gear Live | How Google Maps Got Me Out Of A Traffic Ticket
This is just too damn cool… use Google Maps to kill a traffic ticket!
Gear Live | How Google Maps Got Me Out Of A Traffic Ticket
Technorati Tags: ticket, speeding, google maps
July 9, 2005
Uncle Ted!!!
Just went and saw Ted Nugent thursday night with my 14-year old daughter. Her first concert was Billy Idol, which she freaked about. Now he’s not *quite* so hot. Ass-kickin concert; we were against the stage at the right-hand end. Noticed Ted was looking our way a lot… when he came out for the encore, he pointed right at my daughter, locked eyes with her, and yelled, “This one’s for that little girl right there!!!” and launched into Stranglehold.
My daughter lost her mind.
Technorati Tags: Ted Nugent, concert, stranglehold
June 18, 2005
June 8, 2005
Now it’s proven (again) that Windows sucks.
Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter
And by the way, Windows sucks.
June 4, 2005
May 30, 2005
Flat, and a trip
Fun fun fun. Picked up a flat on the way home the Thursday before a biz trip. Shiite.
Riding home on 1604 (pretty heavily traveled six-lane highway here), cruising along in the left lane at about 75, when I hear this really wierd clattering noise… like a 2x4 banging against the side of a pickup or something. Said a quick prayer that it was the truck in the number two lane and started paying REAL close attention to how the Battlewagon was handling.
Passed the truck… shiite, still the same noise at the same volume. Bike still handling normally.
Gun it up to about 80 to get ahead of a soccer mom in an SUV and get over into the right lane… STILL the same noise. Crap, better get off the road. Start to slow down, signal, soccer mom behaves herself and drops back a bit. I rode a Sporty for 13 years, and had a flat on it in traffic, so with a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, I recognize the same handling with the Battlewagon now (2003 FLHT). Ass end starts wallowing a little, drifting from side to side… kinda like riding thru a mud flat.
Training kicks in… NEVER EVER touch the brakes on a flat tire. The brake pads will grab the rotor just fine… slow the wheel down just fine… unfortunately, the wheel and the tire are no longer such close friends, and the tire will do it’s best to part company with the wheel and with you. This does unfortunate things to your state of verticality, and you will cartwheel down the freeway real pretty.
Soccer mom behaves herself and slows with me as I drift off the side of the road, coasting to a stop. Thanks number one to the man upstairs. I shut the battlewagon down, and climb off, slowly and patiently taking off my helmet and goggles. Amazing what 10 operations on your right leg will teach you about patience… but that’s another story, covered on another blog. Ask me about it sometime.
Hang the helmet on the bars and take stock. Yup, rear rim is damn near on the ground. Shiite. I’m about a quarter mile short of one of the busier exits on my side of town… just past the end of a guardrail, and about 20 feet downstream of a large concrete pylon, providing shelter from any idiot who might nail the bike, and providing shade from the Texas sun. Thanks number two to the main upstairs.
Call the wife on the cell. Daughter has a choir recital tonight… let her know I might or might not make it home. Assure her I’m unbroken and the battlewagon is mostly ok.
Call Alamo Harley. Chick who answers sends me back to service; I talk to some guy back there and tell him I’m stuck on the side of the road near 1604 and Bandera. He says ok; we say goodbye.
Sit there for damn near an hour. Call back… they say we were cut off (bullshit) and they don’t have anyone who can help out. Thanks a lot. They shuck me off to the other local dealer, Javelina, where I bought the bike. They can’t help either, but at least they offer to send a tow truck and to stay open until I get there. Cool on their part, but just about then, Dad upstairs smiles on me yet once again.
Guy stops on the shoulder in his white Duallie. Asks if I need help… I’m hesitant at first (what a hassle) but after I tell the guy about both Harley shops blowing me off, he won’t take no for an answer. Turns out he rides a Heritage Softail (go figure). He has both straps and a trailer, and tells me to hang out (like I’m going anywhere?) while he collects them.
His straps are at home outside Helotes (about a 20 minute drive minimum), and the trailer is at work, near the Airport. Damn… that’s about 40 minutes *at least* in the other direction, and it’s rush hour now. He won’t give up, though, so off he goes.
‘Bout an hour or so later, here he comes. Bigass white pickup, towing a trailer, with his four-way flashers on, and assholes are *still* honking at him as he pulls over for me. He’s got a huge 4′ wide ramp, so riding the Battlewagon onto the trailer is no problem at all, even with the flat. He straps her down tight, and off we go when a hole in traffic opens up.
On the way home, he tells me his story. He was riding up near Buffalo NY once and just plain ran out of gas. Sitting on the side of the road, and up comes a semi… a loaded semi. Trucker stops, finds out what’s up, and says to stay put (like he was going anywhere?) hehe.
Trucker drives about 10 miles to the next truck stop, buys a gas can and fills it with about a gallon of gas, drives 20 miles to the next exit, turns around, drives about 20 *more* miles back to get turned around again, then pulls over and gasses up this guy. He says, “you take off first; I’ll follow you to the truck stop to make sure you make it ok”.
Dude figures he’ll buy the trucker lunch as thanks… not gonna happen. As they approach the truck stop exit, trucker blasts his air horn a coupla times and drives off into the distance.
As my buddy drops me off at my driveway, I try to get his full name, cell phone number, address… anything. He says nope, have a nice day… and drives off into the distance. I get the bike up on the lift ($99 Sears Craftsman lift, best purchase I ever made for either bike that didn’t bolt onto ‘em) to keep the tire from getting deformed, strap it down to make sure it’s stable, and let it sit. I would drop a link to the lift here, but sears.com isn’t real link-friendly. Go there and do a search on “lift”, you’ll find it. Runs around 90-100 bucks.
Brotherhood is cool. And yes, I made my daughter’s hoohah.
So the next Sunday, off I go to Denver. Install trip; comms and equipment are in place. Got the site up and running with a minimum of hassle and help from home base; thanks go to my coworkers and the man upstairs yet once again.
Get back Friday night. Take it easy Saturday… unpacking and so on. Today (Sunday) I get a spray bottle and find the hole; luckily it’s in the tread, and even though it looked like it was a half-inch across, a little probing with the hole cleaner from the tubeless flat kit showed it was just a single hole. Reamed the sucker out, punched in the gooey rope crap, and bingo.. it holds air. Pumped it up to 40 pounds… we’ll see what it reads tomorrow, and if it’s still good, then we’ll drop it off the lift and see what it reads the next day. Paranoid? Hell yes, the shop is about 40 miles away, and take my word for it, flats at 75mph are No Fun. And I *really* don’t feel like ripping the rear wheel off the battlewagon, lift or no lift. Did that once on the Sporty in Korea, where there were no bike shops that had ever seen anything larger than a 125, and it was an all-day exercise that softened the asphalt for about 20 feet around me with all the choice words flowing.
Did I mention that the flat kit, and a small air compressor kit, are going to live in one of my saddlebags from now on?
On the bright side, the Battlewagon is just short of her 5000 mile checkup, so if the gooey rope crap holds (and everything I can Google up tells me if it held right away, it’ll probably hold for a few thousand miles), I’ll just ride her up to Javelina and have them do the service and replace the rear tire at the same time. Patches are all well and good, but I’m not so broke that I can’t afford a new tire, and besides, crashing hurts. I know, and so do my right leg (10 operations), my left wrist (inch long screw), and my right shoulder (I have *almost* all my range of motion back…). Ask me about em sometime… again, that’s another story on another blog.
May 8, 2005
48 cylinder motorcycle
Ok… loony is loony, but this guy takes the cake!!!
Technorati Tags: humor, motorcycle, extreme
May 2, 2005
Overseas trip
Just got back from a week in Europe.
England blows. The food is mediocre, they drive on the wrong side of the fucking road, don’t know how to build an intersection, don’t know what SHOULDERS are on roads, buildings are built RIGHT to the edge of the roads (how about passing someone’s bedroom window by about four inches at 60 mph?), and the drivers are total idiots.
Italy, on the other hand, rocked. Dunno if the stereotypical Italian drivers are all in the big cities or what, but we ran into nothing but coolness, courtesy, and moderate speeds the whole time we were there. Even driving to the airport at 0330 to return, no one doing more than maybe 20mph over the speed limit max.
Flight back kinda sucked, though… 36 hours between leaving the hotel and returning home. Did I mention I can’t sleep on planes? Oof!!!
Technorati Tags: england, italy, international, travel
April 23, 2005
DRENNOR>COM ~ where the pimps ride free
This just plain kicks ass. Combination of German headbanging… 1337 speek, and ASCII art.
April 13, 2005
Pain in the ass
Gawd but I get tired of fighting with fuckin Windows all the time. Just try to share out a simple printer, gotta fight with 18 friggin settings all over the damn place. Just share the damn thing without letting every snotnose cracker in, will ya already?
Technorati Tags: microsoft, sharing, printers, networking
April 12, 2005
Did I find myself?
Does this resemble anything? Sure hope not.
Comments on this shit welcome, by the way.
April 9, 2005
Local News - Chillicothe Gazette - www.chillicothegazette.com
Hero of the day: some scumbag tried to rip off a woman doing her shopping… local Marine recruiter not having any of that shit…
Local News - Chillicothe Gazette - www.chillicothegazette.com
Finally, spring is here
Just spent an hour or two riding around running errands. Nice that it’s finally warming up, and I’m gonna have to start thinking about sunscreen again. Going to take my son to a friend’s BD party later on; time to toss the backrest on. He loves to ride, doesn’t get a chance to very often. Life is good.
helmet helmet helmet
Yup, saw yet another damn hit-and-run story. “The biker was struck by a left-turning vehicle, thrown over the vehicle, and then run over before the driver left the scene.
The biker was not wearing a helmet.
Now why the fuck did the idiot reporter (or maybe his editor) have to include that shit? Do they seriously think a helmet would have made any friggin difference? Joe Public will look at it, in his standard igorance, and think “damn bikers, if they’d wear helmets we wouldn’t have to pay their damn hospital bills. PISS ME OFF!
Technorati Tags: harley, helmet, hit-and-run
April 8, 2005
Getting started
Figure out who I am if you want, I don’t really give a damn. I’ve got other weblogs; this one is going to be just for personal views and comments. Stories and pictures can go elsewhere, this is attitude/blowing off steam/dumbass jokes and links/what the hell ever land.
